December 4, 2005
8:10 pm | wedding | 5 comments Weirdness

My fiancée still has some of her baby teeth. No, I’m not marrying a 12-year-old; she’s twenty-eight. Sounds freakish to me, but she’s convinced that it happens occasionally.

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…you mean they’re still in her head, too, right? Because I still have some of my wisdom teeth, but, well, you can probably guess.

…Sorry Amy…

Yes, her baby teeth are still firmly embedded in her head and used for daily chewing. She does not have them buried in some big sculpture made (almost) entirely of chewed gum. I guess freakish is a sliding scale.

Listen, bub, just because you don’t have the dedication to stick to a project for 10+ years doesn’t mean you should go knocking it when others do. And Mr. Gumm does NOT have any teeth.

Patirck, you still have that gum ball? Are you going for a Guiness record or what?

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