This story is absolutely amazing. Crashing through a plate-glass window and falling 17 stories… only to break a leg! Now that theater expression makes more sense. At any rate, don’t drink and horse around.

Update: While the original story listed the faller as only breaking a leg, the updated version reveals that he has two collapsed lungs and remains in critical condition in an induced coma. Fingers crossed.

In other news, here’s more reason to love Scott Adams’s blog.