When I was fourteen, I wanted to be Nikki Sixx more than anything. I thought Mötley Crüe was the coolest band ever. Thanks to Novus’s “80s Prom” holiday party and a particularly fetching groupie my wish was fulfilled.

Also in that album are pictures of my other holiday misadventures. Our New Year’s Eve party was tons of fun, and it was great to see Patrick and Tanya in town. I feel a bit badly, though. Tanya wasn’t prepared for the tour de force that is my comedy, and I’m afraid I caused her to literally bust a gut!