February 5, 2008

Wow, no posts in a month. What a terrible blogger I am. I think I’m justified this time. Frankly, January completely sucked. Hear now my saga.

On the Friday before New Year’s Eve, I woke with a terrible toothache. Despite it being her “busiest day of the year,” my dentist was nice enough squeeze me in. She determined that I needed a root canal. Yay! Unfortunately, she only had time to perform half a root canal - enough to alleviate my pain until the week after next when her schedule was more open.

That seemed to go fine until a couple of hours later - when the root canal got infected. I can’t describe how painful this was other than to say it felt like a kindey stone in my mouth (I’ve had kidney stones several times - it doesn’t get much worse). I called her emergency line, got her directly, and before too long I had some penicillin and was good as new.

Or was I? The Monday after I finished that course of antibiotics, I started to itch. I noticed two mosquito-bite sized bumps on my arm, and I couldn’t stop scratching them. By lunch time, there were three bumps. An hour or so later, there were eight. Hives! I realized that something was seriously wrong with me and went straight to the doctor. She determined that I was probably allergic to the penicillin. She told me to take Benedryll and gave me a perscription for a mild steroid in case they got worse.

I went home and rested, feeling comforted in my nice Benedryll haze, but by bedtime the hives were way, way worse. Imagine a five inch raised, red bump on your thigh that itches like nothing else. I had those in at least five or six spots on my body. Taking the steroid seemed to make them mostly go away by the next morning, and by Wednesday I could barely tell they had been there at all.

Feeling energized by that, I decided to finish the painting that Amy and I had started the weekend prior. I didn’t mind the work, and I sure liked the results: transforming the hideous aquarium-themed nursery into a nice, relaxing home office. I was painting without a mask, and with the doors and windows shut no less. It’s great how they’ve paint not smell bad anymore! Must be fine for you…

Or so I thought. The next morning, the hives were back worse than ever. Itching like crazy! Doc gave me a stronger steroid, and I had to take that and Benedryll for the next two weeks, leaving me in a terrible haze of dizziness, headache, and nausea - all mixed together with a strangely huge appetite. You’d think that’d be the end of it, but the hits just kept on coming. And this just raised a mystery: was I allergic to the penicillin or the paint?

Returning to the dentist to finish my root canal, I figured I might as well get my long-overdue schedule cleaning. In that process, they found two more deep cavities that “might also have to become root canals.” Great. Both had formed behind old fillings (like the first), so there was little I could have done about them. That evening, one of said fillings broke off, leaving a big scratchy hole in one side of my mouth to go along with the scratchy temporary crown on the other. Having the cavities filled in the end was actually more miserable than the root canal in the first place.

All that and I lost $65 at my first poker game of the year. I think I’m back to normal now, and I’m incredibly grateful for Amy’s wonderful care. On the bright side, I have a great excuse to never paint again.

November 11, 2007
10:49 pm | life | comment One

Today, we celebrate one year of wedded bliss. I love you, Sugarpop!

October 18, 2007

by Me

Congratulations to my sweet Sugar Pop for finishing her first marathon and nailing her goal!

There she is on the right sprinting towards the finish line. She also spent time dancing like Elaine and experimenting with sweaty body art. In any event, she was always happy to see her fans on the path.

It’s also imperative that you see Julie’s Photoshop skills up close. No, you’re not imagining things. That is Amy’s head on Vanilla Ice’s body. Her dream finally come true, at least in pictures.


September 28, 2007

“Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat.” - Dwight K. Schrute. I love The Office. That line from last night’s season four premiere is so funny, but it’s also the perfect nonsense response to people who ask you if you like cats. Just a couple of weeks ago, Em asked me that very question, and I wish I could go back in time with that line in mind. For the record, I do like cats, I just do not want to own one.

I have not written in a while, but not for lack of things to write about I’m sure. Foremost, Amy and I are finally in our new house. All the boxes are unpacked and things are put away, and it really does feel like home. That’s not to say that there aren’t a lot of projects to take care of, namely repainting the Spongebob room or the stucco-on-interior-walls bathroom. But doing those projects should be fun and enlightening, while making the place even more ours.

While unable to quickly sell, we found a great tenant for the condo, and he moves in this weekend. I probably should have listed it for more rent than we are charging, but I’m not disappointed. Within three days of posting it on craigslist, I had shown the place 10 times, turned others away, had three definite offers to rent it, and could have had more. Landlordism is not a mentality I thought I’d take to, but so far so good. Fingers crossed!

I’ll try to post more frequently now that we’re less busy, but if I don’t, you know where to find me.

May 16, 2007
2:30 pm | life | comment Linear Growth

Why is it that each new driver’s license I get reveals a man ten pounds heavier than his younger self? I’ll grant you that I’m glad I no longer weigh the 135 I enjoyed in high school, but I’m hoping this trend will end now.

March 30, 2007
9:32 am | life | comment WTF?

So I’m driving to work this morning, minding my own business in the left lane of a downtown one way, just trying to get to the freeway. As I hit the Hennepin Ave interesection, the car in the middle lane decides to TAKE A LEFT IN FRONT OF ME. I slammed on my brakes, skidding and swerving several feet on the slippery rush hour street. I managed to miss that idiot by a couple of feet. I’d like to personally thank the makers of Crazy Taxi, Grand Theft Auto III, and Crackdown for preparing me for such an occcasion. Wow, was I pissed. The driver remained oblivious.

March 13, 2007
9:49 am | life | 2 comments 1000 Words

File this under You Don’t See That Every Day: Amy and I took the advantage of the beautiful weather last night with a long walk across downtown. As we made our way home down Nicollet, we came across a blind lesbian couple and their two seeing-eye dogs. Nothing strange about that. Then I noticed what they were doing: asking a passerby to take their picture. As they posed, one of them said, “we try to have one taken at least once a year.”

We passed them, and I looked at Amy with an amazed expression on my face. She laughed, “just don’t say anything.” But I had to! How could I just ignore that? I don’t think it’s insensitive or politically incorrect of me to ask what is the purpose of those photographs? It was a completely surreal moment, and it frankly made the night.

September 14, 2006


by Me

My bachelor party is this Saturday, and I couldn’t be more excited. While we’re generally a tame bunch when it comes to this sort of thing, you’d be hard-pressed to a more fun bunch. We’ll spend the day playing paintball and dodgeball, enjoy a nice dinner and cocktails, and finish it off with a poker tournament. I’m due for a win.

At any rate, talking about bachelor party paintball (a tradition among us), got Ryan and I reminiscing about an infamous match played at Anthony’s bachelor party. When I play, I get fully geared up: full camo in battle dress, gloves, even a cup. No skin exposed, except for perhaps a small strip of neck between my collar and the mask. Practically an impossible spot to hit, especially the way I move.

Practically. Sure enough, a game or two in to it, I got blasted in the neck. A huge welt arose. I was pissed, but oh well. It couldn’t happen again right? Wrong. It happened again, in the very next game - hitting me with almost perfect symmetry.

I’m glad I’ve recalled that for you. Now that it’s out there, I can feel good about it: there’s no way it could happen again, right?


May 8, 2006

My lovely and amazing fiancée turns… well another year older today. I wish her the happiest of days and years with many more to come.


May 6, 2006

Yesterday was my birthday, or as we like to call it, Cinco de Nico. Amy threw a fantastic “surprise” party for me at Conga Latin Bistro in Northeast Minneapolis. OK, so I wasn’t exactly surprised (acting very suspicious and excitable in the weeks and days up to one’s birthday tends to be a giveaway), but I couldn’t have enjoyed anything more nor have been more touched. There’s nothing better than an evening out with Amy and all of my friends except for maybe having them all sing to me. Yes, I like my birthday.