How dumb would you have to be to try to rob David Copperfield? At best, he’d just going to make what he has disappear. But on a bad day, he might make you disappear. He is certainly capable.

When I saw the photo below this morning, I was sure it was Joe Pesci, dressed hilariously as Santa. I knew Ryan would appreciate it, so I sent it to him. He had already seen it, thinking it was Robert Blake.

We were both wrong, as the short, tough guy is none other than Pope Ben XVI. Hilarious. Now go get your f’ing shine box!

And the award to funniest use of a web cam goes to these two clowns:

Heard on A Prairie Home Companion this weekend:

What does George W. Bush have in common with a turtle on a post?

• You know he didn’t get there by himself.
• You know he doesn’t belong there.
• You know he’s not going to get anything done up there.
• You just want to help him down.