Not much to say about this one. Read this story on The Smoking Gun, and make sure to click through to page two. I’m still laughing to myself.

More fun from Scott Adams. I hope that the wonderfully descriptive acronym SHAAH becomes the santorum of 2007. For example:

“How’s your job going?”
“Ugh, my boss is a total SHAAH.”

What would it take for me to follow the advice of Tom Cruise? Hmmm… let’s see. Factor in the exchange rate… carry the 1… yup, that’s it: $250,000,000.

Mad props to Patrick for sending this video along, which will be more entertaining for you if you are a fan of Scrubs. I sure am. Anyway, it’s hilarious.

Posts like this one perfectly illustrate why Dilbert creator Scott Adams’s blog is my favorite new edition to Google Reader. He’s also a medical marvel!

So do Minnesota cows say, “Moo betcha?”

Meow. That kid needs to see Super Troopers!

Ryan sent me this, courtesy of my namesake blues star. I must get these rings!

Kevin just sent me this link, which amazes with an impossible collection of pictures of house pets that resemble a certain notorious dictator.

Jege sends this video along, and I’m not really sure what to say about it, except maybe, “And the lifetime achievement award for excellence in journalism, humanitarianism, philanthropy, and broadcast television goes to… Maury Povich!”